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|    William Grosvenor to All    |
|    "They're Coming to Take Him Away, Ha-Haa    |
|    16 Apr 13 04:54:16    |
      XPost: van.general       From: fritz@spamexpire-201304.rodent.frell.theremailer.net              Edmonton's William Grosvenor, posing as a human being, warbled:              Remember when I ran away and you got on my knees and begged me       not to       return because you'd go berserk?? Well...       I left you anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now       you see       I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..       They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!       They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa       To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll       be       happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and       they're       coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!       You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I       had said       that loosing the house would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???       I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed       and       laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad...       And..              They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,       They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.       To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and       basket       weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and       they're       coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!              You cooked my food, you cleaned our house, and this is how I pay       you back       for all my kindof selfish hateful deeds.. Huh??       Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do       they'll put you       in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...              They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.       They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.       To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll       be happy       to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and       they're coming       to take me away, ha-haaa!!!       To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and       basket       weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and       they're       coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!       To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade       out)              Hey, buddy!       Yes officer..       You a Humpboys?       Yes, and I'm catching up, ha ha ha....              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4              --       http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORPRESS My Ugly Self       http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS My Court Shellacking       http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORLEGAL My Shameful Legal History       My Name is William Grosvenor Certified General Asshole              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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