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   William Grosvenor to All   
   "They're Coming to Take Him Away, Ha-Haa   
   16 Apr 13 04:54:16   
   
   XPost: van.general   
   From: fritz@spamexpire-201304.rodent.frell.theremailer.net   
      
   Edmonton's William Grosvenor, posing as a human being, warbled:   
      
   Remember when I ran away and you got on my knees and begged me   
   not to   
   return because you'd go berserk?? Well...   
   I left you anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now   
   you see   
   I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..   
   They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!   
   They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa   
   To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll   
   be   
   happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and   
   they're   
   coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!   
   You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I   
   had said   
   that loosing the house would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???   
   I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed   
   and   
   laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad...   
   And..   
      
   They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,   
   They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.   
   To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and   
   basket   
   weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and   
   they're   
   coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!   
      
   You cooked my food, you cleaned our house, and this is how I pay   
   you back   
   for all my kindof selfish hateful deeds.. Huh??   
   Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do   
   they'll put you   
   in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...   
      
   They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.   
   They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.   
   To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll   
   be happy   
   to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and   
   they're coming   
   to take me away, ha-haaa!!!   
   To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and   
   basket   
   weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and   
   they're   
   coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!   
   To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade   
   out)   
      
   Hey, buddy!   
   Yes officer..   
   You a Humpboys?   
   Yes, and I'm catching up, ha ha ha....   
      
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4   
      
   --   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORPRESS  My Ugly Self   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORLEGAL  My Shameful Legal History   
   My Name is William Grosvenor       Certified General Asshole   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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