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   If it ain't queers in Canada, it's incest!   
      
   Ottawa, Canada - An unidentified 53-year-old woman and her 35-   
   year-old son were sentenced to probation Thursday after they   
   were allegedly caught having sex.   
      
   According to prosecutors, an investigation began in May 2010   
   after the woman's daughter (who is the man's sister) arrived at   
   her parent's apartment to check in on her dying father.   
      
   At some point, prosecutors say, the daughter/sister peered   
   through a window into the house and caught the sight of her   
   mother having sex with her brother. The mother's skirt was hiked   
   up around her waist, and it was evident that the pair had been   
   drinking.   
      
   When the daughter/sister tapped on the window, her brother froze   
   in horror, realizing that he'd been caught. Moments later, he   
   left the house without making eye contact with his sister. The   
   mother acted as if nothing had taken place.   
      
   "All my father ever wanted was to bring the family close   
   together and die with the family he loved surrounding him," the   
   daughter/sister stated during a court session impact statement.   
   "I think about my father everyday and how much he loved my mom   
   and it breaks my heart. It hurts knowing my that my family will   
   never be the same."   
      
   Both mother and son pleaded guilty to one count of incest. Both   
   were sentenced to a year probation and ordered to attend alcohol   
   and substance abuse counseling.   
      
   Because the daughter/sister was a witness in the case, the names   
   of the accused were not released to the public.   
      
                      
      
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