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   William Grosvenor to posing as DrQuackQuack   
   Convicts Coming to Take Him Away, Ha-Haa   
   18 Apr 13 02:59:59   
   
   XPost: van.general   
   From: fritz@spamexpire-201304.rodent.frell.theremailer.net   
      
   Edmonton's William Grosvenor, posing as DrQuackQuack  wrote in   
   news:3l2um8h9gs5a4487v30r6q64ook6fj65j9@4ax.com:   
      
   > Convicts sue over feelings of 'humpboyism'= he Deserve DP.   
   >   
   > [edmontonsun] Inmates sue Grosvenor over feelings of his   
   > criminal incompetence. Criminals like Humpboys Deserve DP!   
      
   Remember when I ran away and you got on my knees and begged me   
   not to return because you'd go berserk?? Well...   
      
   I left you anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now   
   you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..   
      
   They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!   
   They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa   
      
   To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll   
   be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats   
   and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!   
      
   You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I   
   had said that loosing the house would make me flip my lid..   
   RIGHT???   
      
   I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed   
   and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly   
   mad... And..   
      
   They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,   
   They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.   
      
   To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and   
   basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and   
   toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!   
      
   You cooked my food, you cleaned our house, and this is how I pay   
   you back for all my kindof selfish hateful deeds.. Huh??   
      
   Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do   
   they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...   
      
   They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.   
   They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.   
      
   To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll   
   be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats   
   and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!   
      
   To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and   
   basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and   
   toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!   
      
   To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade   
   out)   
      
   Hey, buddy!   
   Yes officer..   
   You a Grosvomit?   
   Yes, and I'm catching up, ha ha ha....   
      
   CRANK IT UP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4   
      
   --   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORPRESS  My Ugly Self   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORLEGAL  My Shameful Legal History   
   My Name is William Grosvenor       Certified General Asshole   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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