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   From: fritz@spamexpire-201308.rodent.frell.theremailer.net   
      
   Edmonton's William Grosvenor, posing as KCOM  wrote in   
   news:l2ed09p1lph3pr3js5opbeuap4e5djnvvf@4ax.com:   
      
   Grosvenor once threw a crude firebomb at the window of his then   
   north-side house early one morning, but the device, like   
   Grosvenor's life, fizzled out in a flower bed.   
      
   "If it had gone through the window it might have done a lot of   
   damage," said Tim Olson, chief of fire investigations, "but   
   Grosvenor couldn't set fire to a vat of petrol if he jumped in   
   while burning."   
      
   Then homeowner William "Humpboys" Grosvenor lied, saying "I'm   
   not sure who targeted my family in the attack which caused an   
   estimated $1.50 damage. He said it was just before 2 a.m. when   
   he watched the bomb fizzle outside his home, near 92nd Street   
   and 137th Avenue. "It was filled with gasoline and a homemade   
   wick of crumpled paper   
   that I've never seen before, honest."   
      
   An arson detective declined to investigate, saying Grosvenor was   
   a well known local douchebag and documented liar, while noting   
   that the "wick of crumpled paper" was an envelope addressed to   
   Grosvenor by a collection agency, and that Grosvenor smelled   
   strongly of petrol.   
      
      
   --   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORPRESS  My Ugly Self   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORLEGAL  My Shameful Legal History   
   My Name is William Grosvenor       Certified General Asshole   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)