Mommy PET has come out of the closet, so there won't be any s.... donor,   
   regardless of all the good there is to do for the children's charities. She   
   says that PET Jr's digs need an extreme make-over, before he and the little   
   lady can move in. The    
   National Capitol Commission will manage this.  It's a heritage place.   
      
   Who is PET Jr's little lady? No doubt the Libs will let everybody in, just   
   like they did with how PET met Mommy PET.    
      
   For those of you who are too young or don't remember, the Libs let everybody   
   know in the Women's magazines that Canadians read.   
      
   Mommy PET's daddy was an MP from North Van. When the Party said PET had to be   
   married to be eligible as a leadership candidate, daddy spied on PET's agenda   
   and found out he was doing Christmas & New Year's in Tahiti.    
      
   In Papeete, the capital of Tahiti, the Libs tracked PET with walkie-talkies   
   and organized for Mommy PET to swim out to the raft where PET was sunning   
   himself. Following this meeting, daddy and the Libs organized it so that Mommy   
   PET and PET looked    
   directly at each other in the dining room that evening. After that they were   
   hooked-up!   
      
   JL 24-10-2015   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)