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   Squeaky Squeaky to All   
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   11 Sep 22 23:32:24   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff   
   September 10th 2022 12:11 pm 138,694 words (156 pages)   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “If you’re not willing to embrace Islam, you’re not a part of our   
   society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without   
   preparation, without the aid of a writer   
   	   
   “Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian   
   genocide, who is goink to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler   
   speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
      There should be classes taught on the subject in primary schools, high   
   schools and universities, as the kids should be encouraged to think on the   
   serious subject of the origin of the Koran. If I were mayor of Saskatoon, I   
   would warn the parents to    
   watch over their daughter’s panties and make sure that the panties are not   
   talking, and if the panties do start talking, to report the incident to any   
   appropriate authorities. Likely you will soon have a Brahmin Hindu   
   psychiatrist telling you that you    
   think too much about talking panties, so it might be wise to first wash the   
   panties and see if they continue talking after they come out of the dryer. I   
   advise the citizens of the City of Saskatoon to not hang talking panties on   
   any clothes lines, but to    
   dry them in dryers instead, lest the talking panties say anything to bother   
   the neighbors. Heaven forbid, children’s panties hanging out together   
   outside on clothes lines could break out into song, I think that such a   
   situation would be rather    
   intolerable if they sang crappy songs, and more so if they sang crappy songs   
   throughout the night. I don’t think we need a new bylaw to prevent   
   children’s panties from singing at night as the existing noise bylaw should   
   have this covered.    
   Nevertheless the issue is sure to be divisive as religion always is, some   
   Saskatoonians are sure to only hang their talking panties out on Saturday,   
   others will choose Sunday or some other day, some will whirl their   
   children’s panties clockwise, others    
   in a counterclockwise direction. My hope is that people would wash their   
   daughter’s shit-stained panties before hanging them outside on a clothes   
   line for all to see (and hear, and smell), as this way they were less likely   
   to utter any crap. I should    
   go on about the shit-stained panties because Scripture advises us to beware of   
   lying spirits, like Santa Clause, manifestations of Mary, the Easter Bunny and   
   such. Anyway, a thousand years after Aisha’s shit-stained panties dictated   
   the Koran, people    
   in England were sticking their arses out of upper story windows and crapping   
   upon people passing by on the streets below. Incredible story, I couldn’t   
   make it up if I tried.   
      
      The Catholic media censors Scriptural references to cannibalism, censors   
   acts of pedophilia by their Catholic priests, encourages homosexuality and   
   witchcraft, defends the Protestant churches because the Catholic Church owns   
   them, and endlessly wars    
   against God’s First Three Commandments by getting you to engage in a pagan   
   winter festival. Then there is the issue of the Catholic Church using their   
   media to get the “Christians” in America to vote for “Obama”, an   
   Indonesian Islamist. Even    
   after Obama funded the extermination of Christians from the middle-east, the   
   Catholic media continues to heap praises upon him. “Obama” (a homosexual   
   Indonesian Islamist) stood with his wife “Michelle” (Mike wears size 12   
   men’s shoes and played    
   football in college), and stood with two borrowed daughters, together the   
   group posed with a tree turned into a decorated idol. The Christians and the   
   pagans together voted for “Obama” because they liked his blinkin’ trees.   
   Not just Americans but    
   the whole world loved “Obama” (a homosexual Indonesian Islamist) when they   
   saw photos of him posing with muscular Mike and the blinkin’ trees.   
   “Obama” (a homosexual Indonesian Islamist) funded the slaughter of   
   Christians in the middle-east, yet    
   is loved by Christians because he poses with the blinkin’ trees, they are   
   decorated idols.   
      
      
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