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   From: nobody@nowhere.com   
      
   Never, ever hire an environmentalist as a heating, ventilation,   
   air/conditioning (HVAC) technician. You will swelter in summer, freeze in   
   winter, your bank account will be depleted and your kids will starve. Your   
   dogs will die. Your crops will wither and become weed infested. Your   
   truck/auto/tractor will have no gas/oil. Your light bulbs will land you in   
   jail. They promise heat trapping gases but don't deliver. Your greenhouse   
   will be under the control of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Control.   
   When you use that cylinder of compressed CO2 to accelerate growth of primo   
   loquo weed, the IPCC will  link CO2 to your greenhouse effect. Your GMO corn   
   crop will be cursed by witches. Your seal hunt boat will be at war with Paul   
   Watson's warship Sea Shepherd. Ozone depletion and the great Antarctic ozone   
   hole will be blamed on your A/C, refrigerator and hair spray. Your economic   
   interests will be up against those of a billion dollar multi-national   
   corporation known as Greenpeace Inc. Your only ally is Vladimir Putin and   
   the Russian Federation.   
      
   Think again. Never hire an environmentalist as a heating, ventilation,   
   air/conditioning (HVAC) technician. Your children and your children's   
   children will thank you   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)