Adolph Hitler was in his Strategic Operations bunker with his Generals making   
   last minute plans for the combined offensive against both the Eastern and   
   Western Fronts when the Generals asked,   
      
   "Heil, mein Führer! How can you be sure that the German soldier will move on   
   the Eastern and Western Fronts at the same time?"   
      
   History has recorded Hitler's reply,    
      
   "The German soldiers won't have any choice but to move on the Eastern and   
   Western Fronts at the same time because they will both hear my voice in their   
   heads at the same time!"   
      
   JL 27-08-2015   
      
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