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   From: Cons@minority#s   
      
   "Mike Holmes" wrote in message   
   news:T7I73COC41013.3524884259@reece.net.au...   
   > You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged   
   > young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley   
   > was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely   
   > jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the   
   > point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to   
   > assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may   
   > soon be released as having been rehabilitated.   
   >   
   > Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Rick   
   > Santorum that the staff at the mental facility, treating   
   > Hinckley, reports to have intercepted this past weekend:   
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   > To: John Hinckley   
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   > From: Rick Santorum   
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   > My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how   
   > pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your   
   > recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and   
   > forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan   
   > consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.   
   >   
   > My wife Karen and I want you to know that no grudge is borne   
   > against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are   
   > aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to   
   > such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon   
   > make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the   
   > world again as a healthy and productive young man.   
   >   
   > Best Wishes,   
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   >   
   > Rick and Karen Santorum   
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   > PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been   
   > banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just   
   > thought you should know.   
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   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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