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   Mike Holmes to All   
   Hinckley to be released-Santorum writes    
   26 Apr 12 04:49:12   
   
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   XPost: ri.general   
   From: mikeholmes@kochs.com   
      
   You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged   
   young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley   
   was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely   
   jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the   
   point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to   
   assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may   
   soon be released as having been rehabilitated.   
      
   Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Rick   
   Santorum that the staff at the mental facility, treating   
   Hinckley, reports to have intercepted this past weekend:   
      
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   To: John Hinckley   
      
   From: Rick Santorum   
      
      
      
   My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how   
   pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your   
   recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and   
   forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan   
   consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.   
      
   My wife Karen and I want you to know that no grudge is borne   
   against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are   
   aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to   
   such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon   
   make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the   
   world again as a healthy and productive young man.   
      
   Best Wishes,   
      
      
      
   Rick and Karen Santorum   
      
      
      
   PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been   
   banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just   
   thought you should know.   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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