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   From: anonymous@foto.nl1.torservers.net   
      
   Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the   
   airport.   
      
   Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San   
   Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging   
   package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker   
   wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of   
   toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded   
   penis.   
      
   In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon   
   described his hard times with security guards after his extra   
   carry-on became suspect.   
      
   "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the   
   time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches   
   erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I   
   said, 'Yes.'"   
      
   Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot   
   more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body   
   scanners and passed a metal detector.   
      
   "Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of   
   growth," Falcon said, laughing.   
      
   Indeed he did have a growth.   
      
   By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his   
   manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was   
   hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary   
   featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does   
   not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature   
   to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.   
      
   Falcon has been contacted by porn companies (though he's never   
   accepted) and has been featured on just about every talkshow in   
   the country.   
      
   As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger   
   security guard felt threatened by his "very noticeable" package -   
   - and interpreted it as a biological threat.   
      
   "I said, 'It's my dick,'" Falcon said. "He gave me a pat down   
   but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even   
   put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I   
   found it amusing."   
      
   The screener gave up the extensive search without so much as a   
   blush or a smile. Falcon made his flight back to New York on   
   time.   
      
   But he learned something that day. The hardened traveler has a   
   new game plan for airport security.   
      
   "I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," Falcon said.   
   "That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would   
   have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."   
      
   TSA officials at the San Francisco International Airport did not   
   return calls for comment.   
      
   http://main.aol.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-   
   frisked-by-tsa_n_1680194.html   
      
      
      
      
      
      
       
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)