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|    Donaldli Ingalls to All    |
|    Sandra Bullock and Donaldli Ingalls are     |
|    02 Jul 16 05:01:23    |
      From: don42269@gmail.com               Just a reminder Washington DC        New York, and Los Angeles...               Sandra Bullock and Donaldli Ingalls are married.               Sandra is not dating anyone.               Sandra is not marrying anyone.               Sandra is not marrying Bryan Randall.               Sandra is married to I, Donaldli Mark Ingalls.               Sandra is a professional movie star actress.        Her job is to suspend everyone's disbelief and        entertain as many people as she can. And she        has done that for quite a long time.               Sandra has put out in the media stories of        Joshua Corbett, an air plane pilot that had        his own plane and a pilot's license and not        only 1 machine gun with him when he spent        over an hour with her in a home we never owned        but an entire collection of machine guns. If        he actually spent that hour with her, Sandra        Bullock, my wife/girlfriend/best friend of        43.5 years then I should have thrown        a bigger fit when bail was set at a puny        $10,000.00 after his supposed arrest.               Sandra is one of the most famous person's        in the country and across the world too.        Bail should have been set at 5 million        or 6 million dollars. For crying out        loud he had a machine gun with        him when he spent an hour with her.        He could have killed one of the most famous        persons on the face of this planet.               And now Bryan Randall a former heroin        addict is here without any obvious doggy bags        and had at one time in his life played with        with the dog poop.               Ok. So, Sandra is a professional actress        and she has entertained the heck out of all        of us including I, Donaldli Mark Ingalls.        And that is what she has been doing.               I'm sorry I haven't made any movies yet.        I was on kid on television in the 1970's in        New Orleans Louisiana and a ballet dancer for 4        years. I performed at the Mahalia Jackson        Performing Arts Theater there in New Orleans        Louisiana.               I wanted her to be allowed to do anything.        I love her more than anyone. She pretty        much has done whatever she has wanted        to do for the last 43 years.               I only asked her recently to stop acting        as though she were dating other men.               I love Sandra so much I'd much rather        see her do something with me all of the        time or Matthew McConaughey again in 2        more movies.               Matthew has been my best friend for the        last 43 years and he is the greatest best        friend I have ever had.               Matthew prays his butt off all of the time        and Matthew would never do anything to hurt        either Sandra or Donaldli.               Tate Donovan was a friend of Sandra's when        she was in high school in Virginia and Tate        ended up doing a lot of what he never expected        to do with Sandra or in show business.               Sandra has been quite demanding and is one        of the most important persons in show business.               I still want her to be allowed to do        anything she wants...This dating thing        she's been doing could be fun for her        and makes her look young.               I'd rather she not do this any longer.               And if I were home I'd tell Sandra. Sandy, you        are so young for your age and there is nothing        wrong with the way you look whatsoever.               I'd kiss you too if I were home even if you        had a huge wart on your nose baby Button.               Baby Button, Sandra, I love you.               Love your Lizardbreath Donaldli Mark Ingalls              --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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