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   Donaldli Ingalls to All   
   Sandra Bullock and Donaldli Ingalls are    
   02 Jul 16 05:01:23   
   
   From: don42269@gmail.com   
      
       Just a reminder Washington DC   
       New York, and Los Angeles...   
      
       Sandra Bullock and Donaldli Ingalls are married.   
      
       Sandra is not dating anyone.   
      
       Sandra is not marrying anyone.   
      
       Sandra is not marrying Bryan Randall.   
      
       Sandra is married to I, Donaldli Mark Ingalls.   
      
       Sandra is a professional movie star actress.   
       Her job is to suspend everyone's disbelief and   
       entertain as many people as she can.  And she   
       has done that for quite a long time.   
      
       Sandra has put out in the media stories of   
       Joshua Corbett, an air plane pilot that had   
       his own plane and a pilot's license and not   
       only 1 machine gun with him when he spent   
       over an hour with her in a home we never owned   
       but an entire collection of machine guns.  If   
       he actually spent that hour with her, Sandra   
       Bullock, my wife/girlfriend/best friend of   
       43.5 years then I should have thrown   
       a bigger fit when bail was set at a puny   
       $10,000.00 after his supposed arrest.   
      
       Sandra is one of the most famous person's   
       in the country and across the world too.   
       Bail should have been set at 5 million   
       or 6 million dollars.  For crying out   
       loud he had a machine gun with   
       him when he spent an hour with her.   
       He could have killed one of the most famous   
       persons on the face of this planet.   
      
       And now Bryan Randall a former heroin   
       addict is here without any obvious doggy bags   
       and had at one time in his life played with   
       with the dog poop.   
      
       Ok.  So, Sandra is a professional actress   
       and she has entertained the heck out of all   
       of us including I, Donaldli Mark Ingalls.   
       And that is what she has been doing.   
      
       I'm sorry I haven't made any movies yet.   
       I was on kid on television in the 1970's in   
       New Orleans Louisiana and a ballet dancer for 4   
       years.  I performed at the Mahalia Jackson   
       Performing Arts Theater there in New Orleans   
       Louisiana.   
      
       I wanted her to be allowed to do anything.   
       I love her more than anyone. She pretty   
       much has done whatever she has wanted   
       to do for the last 43 years.   
      
       I only asked her recently to stop acting   
       as though she were dating other men.   
      
       I love Sandra so much I'd much rather   
       see her do something with me all of the   
       time or Matthew McConaughey again in 2   
       more movies.   
      
       Matthew has been my best friend for the   
       last 43 years and he is the greatest best   
       friend I have ever had.   
      
       Matthew prays his butt off all of the time   
       and Matthew would never do anything to hurt   
       either Sandra or Donaldli.   
      
       Tate Donovan was a friend of Sandra's when   
       she was in high school in Virginia and Tate   
       ended up doing a lot of what he never expected   
       to do with Sandra or in show business.   
      
       Sandra has been quite demanding and is one   
       of the most important persons in show business.   
      
       I still want her to be allowed to do   
       anything she wants...This dating thing   
       she's been doing could be fun for her   
       and makes her look young.   
      
       I'd rather she not do this any longer.   
      
       And if I were home I'd tell Sandra. Sandy, you   
       are so young for your age and there is nothing   
       wrong with the way you look whatsoever.   
      
       I'd kiss you too if I were home even if you   
       had a huge wart on your nose baby Button.   
      
       Baby Button, Sandra, I love you.   
      
       Love your Lizardbreath Donaldli Mark Ingalls   
      
   --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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