From: doukhoborarchivescanada@gmail.com   
      
   If Was Mayor of Saskatoon (Part Three) –By Daryl Kabatoff   
      
   All fertility cults are worthy of being mocked, and allowing this mockery to   
   continue is vital to maintaining a free and democratic society. Doukhobors   
   faced brutal persecution in Russia then came to Canada and faced additional   
   persecution here.    
   Doukhobors in Canada had their land repeatedly confiscated, Doukhobor families   
   had their children removed and locked up. The Doukhobors did not see value in   
   the phallic-capped churches nor in the fish-head-hatted priests who claimed to   
   be sole authority    
   in interpreting Scripture. Catholics pray to Mary and claim their pope to be   
   God on earth, over the centuries defenders of the Catholic faith killed   
   hundreds of millions of people who did not abide in their teachings, they are   
   teachings worthy of    
   laughter. Many Doukhobors avoided persecution in Canada by anglicizing their   
   names and adopting Catholic fertility rites, so instead of just violating   
   God’s 4th Commandment, the Doukhobors adopted additional Catholic fertility   
   rites that are in    
   opposition to God’s first three Commandments as well, it is worthy of   
   laughter. The Doukhobors especially liked the Ukrainian Catholic tradition of   
   turning chicken eggs into decorated idols and many Doukhobors married into the   
   apostate Ukrainian-   
   Catholic families and began decorating their houses with these pagan symbols   
   of fertility as well. Some Doukhobor children grew up, took Catholic spouses   
   and learned how to pray to Mary. Others married into Seventh-day Adventist   
   families and learned how    
   to turn trees into decorated idols.   
      
   Moslems believe that Mohammad wore the panties of his six-year-old wife and   
   that these panties dictated the Koran while he wore them (Hadith Number 2442).   
   When Aisha’s panties started dictating the Koran, Mohammad removed them and   
   tried on the panties    
   belonging to other little girls, but these other panties did not talk. So   
   Mohammad put Aisha’s panties back on, and Aisha’s panties resumed   
   dictating the Koran (Hadith Number 2442), the belief is worthy of laughter.   
   The Moslems abide by the teachings    
   of Aisha’s shit-stained panties and will kill anybody who refuses to join   
   with them in this shit-stained filth. The Moslems claim that God’s prophets   
   in the Bible are their prophets as well, which is blasphemy as God’s   
   prophets are united in    
   defense of His Commandments while the Koran (dictated by Aisha’s   
   shit-stained panties) censors God’s Commandments and commands their   
   followers to kill or enslave those people who embrace God’s Commandments.   
   All the Islamic beliefs are worthy of    
   laughter.   
      
   The Hindus pray to monkeys and rats, they gain their spiritual bliss via   
   orgasm. The Catholics, Moslems and Sikhs all incorporate penises into the   
   architecture of their churches, mosques and temples. The male-dominated Sikhs   
   claim to be better than the    
   other male-dominated religions and cover their Amritsar temple penises in   
   gold, the beliefs are all worthy of laughter.   
      
   The Seventh-day Adventists claim to be God’s remnant church due to them   
   honoring God’s 4th Commandment, but they honor Catholic fertility rites that   
   are in opposition to God’s first three Commandments. Many of the Seventh-day   
   Adventist churches are    
   capped with miniature Egyptian obelisks (representations of penises), and   
   their esteemed prophet, Ellen G. White, has an Egyptian dink for a tombstone.   
   Ellen G. White believed that people should turn trees into decorated idols   
   with cheap ribbons rather    
   than with expensive ornaments. Like the Catholics, the Adventists annually   
   turn their churches and homes into pagan temples glorifying evergreen trees,   
   those Adventists who don’t are silent about those that do, and then they   
   continue to tithe to this    
   filthy church while closing their hearts to those people who face ongoing   
   psychiatric torture for daring to criticize their traditions. They proudly   
   pose for photographs while standing next to their decorated evergreen tree   
   idols. The Seventh-day    
   Adventist Church is a Catholic church, their members are sure to be judged   
   harshly.   
      
   The Jehovah Witnesses too proclaim themselves to be God’s remnant church but   
   they honor the false Catholic Sunday Sabbath, a violation of God’s 4th   
   Commandment. Roman Catholic’s killed an estimated 100 million people for   
   refusing to honor Sunday as    
   the Sabbath day, this is not an adequate reason to change God’s Sabbath to   
   Sunday. The Jehovah Witnesses were persecuted for failing to honor an adequate   
   number of Catholic rituals, just honoring Catholic Sunday didn’t help them   
   much. By honoring the    
   Catholic Sabbath, Jehovah Witnesses bow to the pope.   
      
   But by far, the funniest people of all are the Canadians… the Canadians are   
   members of assorted fertility cults, and they think themselves rich enough to   
   import members of alternative fertility cults and provide them with free   
   houses, even when they    
   want to enslave us and cut our heads off. And now the Canadians elected an   
   Islamic prime minister who floods Canada with Islamists, so give the Islamists   
   even more free house in a continued attempt to placate them. Canadians spend   
   millions of dollars    
   having me tortured in an attempt to prevent the criticisms of their pagan   
   traditions, then annually spend billions turning their homes, churches, stores   
   and entire cities into blinkin’ temples of fertility, then borrow money from   
   their children to    
   build new torture facilities in North Battleford to shut people up who don’t   
   abide by their traditions. Start a carbon tax and rebate the money back to   
   large Islamic families… to the families that have a free house for each   
   wife, to these largest    
   families that consume the greatest amounts of fuel, food and other resources.   
   And make sure to cut down large swaths of forests each year just so you may   
   have a tree to temporarily turn into a blinkin’ idol… while always   
   assuring yourselves that    
   needlessly killing the trees is an acceptable sacrifice to God. Nobody cares   
   that Scripture repeatedly condemns turning trees into decorated idols, all are   
   certain that God accepts your pagan sacrifices. It is not just worthy of   
   laughter, the situation    
   is absolutely hilarious!!!   
      
      
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