XPost: alt.pets.ferrets, alt.evil   
   From: ilena@compuserve.com   
      
   It's *true*!!!  True, I tell ya!   
      
   Gandolf stole my soul and hid it behind the couch!  These past few weeks   
   have been pretty toasty...I thought it was just the summer heat...now I know   
   the awful truth.  Behind those innocent whiskers, BEHOLD!!!  A demon from   
   HELL!   
      
   *Wonders if sunscreen will help prevent burning*   
      
   -Ilena Ayala   
      
      
   "Harlan Osier"  wrote in message   
   news:89ec59b9.0407111624.1f13b59e@posting.google.com...   
   > Ferrets are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your   
   > souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.   
   >   
   > If you like ferrets, you will lose your soul to be damned   
   > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul   
   > for all eternity.   
   >   
   > So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.   
   >   
   > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save   
   > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can   
   > prevent Armageddon.   
   >   
   > Ferrets are evil, owning them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and   
   > witches like ferrets.And heretics and witches shall BURN !   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)