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   The Silly Psi Band to Peter de Vroomen   
   Re: Skateboards are EVIL, the DEVIL inve   
   12 Jul 04 15:19:33   
   
   XPost: alt.skate-board   
   From: you@gotta.ask   
      
   Peter de Vroomen wrote:   
      
   > So, if I'm right, I will burn in hell because of skateboarding, or I will   
   > burn on earth because of skateboarding.   
   >   
   > I don't smell a fire yet.   
   >   
   > Besides, who would want to go to heaven? It's probably the most boring place   
   > to be (besides your grandmothers' house), and they make you spend an   
   > eternity there too!   
   >   
   > PeterV   
      
   right! and imagine how stuck-up all the heavenese must be. shit. all the   
   skater's are going to hell, along with the heavy metallers, strippers, drug   
   dealers, rock-n-rollers, thinkers, philosophers, motorcycle rebels, and anybody   
   who ever said "goddamit jesus!" hell's a big party! heaven sounds like a   
   formal, eternal (in their terms of time) church meeting. who the fuck wants to   
   go to that?   
      
   last week i ate an eighth of mushrooms and saw a dimension that could be   
   described as heaven. we're ALL there. even while we live a physical life, we   
   exist in this "heaven" NOW. it's only because we choose to focus in this   
   physical reality, that we forget we simultaniously exist in this heaven. i'd   
   like to learn to raise my awareness so i can perceive this plane of existence   
   whenever i want. it's totally something to be stoked on.   
      
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   JESUS SAVES money by shopping at Acme.   
      
      
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