XPost: alt.elvis.king   
   From: stephen.leacock@sympatico.ca   
      
   Harlan Osier wrote:   
      
   > You are in your bed, alone, nude.   
   >   
   > Suddenly and without warning, Elvis Presley comes in your bed !!!   
   >   
   > What do you do?   
      
   I would tell ole E to slow down. Tell him I'm not that king of a guy.   
   Especially since he didnt even wine and dine me first. I'd tell him tho   
   that I would be more then happy to work the video recorder while he got   
   it on with some hottie. For a small fee of course. A TCB ring would   
   cover it. Or even a pair of his shades would do.   
   Jason~~   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)