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   Tag You're It to Harlan Osier   
   Re: How to design hell-worms from the 56   
   14 Jul 04 00:26:31   
   
   XPost: alt.design.graphics   
   From: thegame@theendismostfun.com   
      
   In article <89ec59b9.0407121758.7b162a65@posting.google.com>,   
    maya_egg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) wrote:   
      
   > Anyone knows how to design them?   
      
   Okay, you'll need four pairs of very large wool socks and The Tome of   
   Nujiglark.  The tome is available at Sepulkia's Wailing Dimensional Gate   
   of Demon Bile  (take the first left off the I5 out of Wanatchnee), just   
   past Circuit City and beside the Hallmark store.   
   Note: BE SURE to get your parking validated or Suburbiat's Demon War   
   Hounds of Blood n' Stuff  will tear out your soul and show it to you   
   before you die. Trust me, it's excruciating. Also don't buy the tome   
   from the guy hanging out in the parking lot. One fellow I know bought it   
   in the box only to find a brick inside when he got home. You've been   
   warned!   
      
   Now, the grey socks are the ones with the white toe and the red stripe   
   and... oh...  wait a sec...   
   sigh...   
   this design is a telekinetic sock monkey from the 65th dimension!   
      
   Never mind.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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