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   Tiny Human Ferret to Nyx   
   Re: Do goths bite ???   
   13 Jul 04 21:59:57   
   
   XPost: alt.gothic   
   From: ixnayamspay_klaatu@earthops.net   
      
   Nyx wrote:   
   > maya_egg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) wrote in   
   > news:89ec59b9.0407112219.ab198d1@posting.google.com:   
   >   
   >   
   >>I heard that goths bite and some drink blood and eat human flesh.   
   >>   
   >>Is this true and can holy water and a crucifix protect me???   
   >>   
   >   
   >   
   > No, we aren't vampires, we're zombies. Braaaaainssssss. Not the wimpy   
   > Romero zombies, either, one shot in the Braaaaainssssss.  head? Hah!   
   > We're like the quake zombies. You have to chop Braaaaainssssss.  us up in   
   > little pieces to stop us. Braaaaainssssss. And even then Braaaaainssssss.   
   > we sometimes pull ourselves back together. Braaaaainssssss. The pieces   
   > are still alive, you know. Braaaaainssssss.   
      
   did you say braaaaiiiinnnnssss?   
      
   Hmm. Brains.   
      
   --klaatu, braaaaiiiinnnsssss   
      
      
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   The incapacity of a weak and distracted government may   
   often assume the appearance, and produce the effects,   
   of a treasonable correspondence with the public enemy.   
                      --Gibbon, "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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