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   John Curtin to maya_egg@hotmail.com   
   Re: A gay comedian raped me !   
   14 Jul 04 02:15:51   
   
   XPost: alt.comedy.standup   
   From: comedyjc@earthlink.net   
      
   in article 89ec59b9.0407130055.50b5e29b@posting.google.com, Harlan Osier at   
   maya_egg@hotmail.com wrote on 7/13/04 4:55 AM:   
      
   > I was on stage, nude.   
   >   
   > Suddenly and without warning, a gay comedian come from behind and   
   > shoved his massive cock up my anus.   
   >   
   > Then he forced me to suck his cock and he sucked mine.   
   >   
   > He raped me for 2 hours and 30 minutes, then he left.   
   >   
   > The audience liked it, but now my asshole is bleeding, my willy is   
   > sore and I have the foul taste of comedian sperm in my mouth !   
   >   
   > So never go on stage while nude, or a gay comedian may rape you ...   
      
   And now you've raped my eyes.   
   --   
   Sláinte,   
   Curtin   
   http://www.johncurtin.net   
      
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