XPost: alt.horror.cthulhu, alt.evil   
   From: canadamike@hotmail.com   
      
   That would be great if ALL the religions were right?   
      
      
   You die and are reincarnated, when you reach the end of your lives, you go   
   to heaven, where there are 71 virgins waiting, and Satan, but he was   
   misunderstood and is instead partying with the Mormons, who are allowed to   
   cut loose up in heaven with Set and Loki.  The minority are the Jehovas   
   Witnesses because there is only 144,000 of them here.  The Hare Karishnas   
   greet us at the pearly gates with some flowers, before we travel across the   
   river Styx to have dinner with Jesus and Baldr and Osirus.  If you died in   
   battle you get a backstage pass to Valhalla where you can drink with Thor.   
   Otherwise you get to sit in the bleachers and watch them fight.   
      
   And then Cthulhu eats us all.   
      
      
   (please add to this.  I have a very limited knowledge of religions, but want   
   to learn)   
      
      
   >   
   > What, let's get back to fundamentals here....Cthulhu Fundamentalism.    He   
   > promises he will eat us LAST!   
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)