XPost: alt.gothic   
   From: ixnayamspay_klaatu@earthops.net   
      
   Blue Lady wrote:   
   > Joseph Brenner  wrote in message news:   
   m3iscn4qa8.fsf@crack.obsidianrook.com>...   
   >   
   >>Tiny Human Ferret  writes:   
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   >>   
   >>>Nyx wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>>maya_egg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) wrote:   
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   >>   
   >>>>>I heard that goths bite and some drink blood and eat human flesh.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>Is this true and can holy water and a crucifix protect me???   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>No, we aren't vampires, we're   
   >>>>zombies. Braaaaainssssss. Not the wimpy Romero zombies,   
   >>>>either, one shot in the Braaaaainssssss.  head? Hah! We're   
   >>>>like the quake zombies. You have to chop Braaaaainssssss.   
   >>>>us up in little pieces to stop us. Braaaaainssssss. And   
   >>>>even then Braaaaainssssss. we sometimes pull ourselves   
   >>>>back together. Braaaaainssssss. The pieces are still   
   >>>>alive, you know. Braaaaainssssss.   
   >>>   
   >>>did you say braaaaiiiinnnnssss?   
   >>>   
   >>>Hmm. Brains.   
   >>>   
   >>>--klaatu, braaaaiiiinnnsssss   
   >>   
   >>Holy meowing burrito brains, what new catch phrase will we   
   >>be subjected to next?   
   >   
   >   
   > Spleeeeeeeeeenssss.   
      
   Eaten with fondue forks.   
      
      
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   The incapacity of a weak and distracted government may   
   often assume the appearance, and produce the effects,   
   of a treasonable correspondence with the public enemy.   
                      --Gibbon, "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"   
      
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