XPost: alt.gothic   
   From: korinkami@hotmail.com   
      
   "Tiny Human Ferret"  wrote in message   
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   > Blue Lady wrote:   
   > > Joseph Brenner  wrote in message   
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   > >>Tiny Human Ferret  writes:   
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   > >>>Nyx wrote:   
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   > >>>>maya_egg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) wrote:   
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   > >>>>>I heard that goths bite and some drink blood and eat human flesh.   
   > >>>>>   
   > >>>>>Is this true and can holy water and a crucifix protect me???   
   > >>>>>   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>>No, we aren't vampires, we're   
   > >>>>zombies. Braaaaainssssss. Not the wimpy Romero zombies,   
   > >>>>either, one shot in the Braaaaainssssss.  head? Hah! We're   
   > >>>>like the quake zombies. You have to chop Braaaaainssssss.   
   > >>>>us up in little pieces to stop us. Braaaaainssssss. And   
   > >>>>even then Braaaaainssssss. we sometimes pull ourselves   
   > >>>>back together. Braaaaainssssss. The pieces are still   
   > >>>>alive, you know. Braaaaainssssss.   
   > >>>   
   > >>>did you say braaaaiiiinnnnssss?   
   > >>>   
   > >>>Hmm. Brains.   
   > >>>   
   > >>>--klaatu, braaaaiiiinnnsssss   
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   > >>Holy meowing burrito brains, what new catch phrase will we   
   > >>be subjected to next?   
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   > > Spleeeeeeeeeenssss.   
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   > Eaten with fondue forks.   
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   So that's one plate of Braaaaainssssss for you, sir, and ten   
   Spleeeeeeeeeenssss á la crème for the lady. And the fondue forks are served   
   steamed or roasted, with a selection of sporks for the children.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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