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   From: ThisIsNotMyEmailAddress@anywhere.intheuniverse   
      
   >   
   > The story was describing how many people report their mobile stolen, even   
   > when they have just lost it. One bloke had reported being mugged and his   
   > phone taken, but when the police called his number, they discovered that   
   he   
   > had just lost his phone at his girlfriends.   
      
   Some pillock reported his phone stolen. The Police rang it, and he had it in   
   his pocket. Quickest arrest ever.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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