XPost: alt.pets.dogs.labrador, alt.evil   
   From: phowland@tampabay.rr.com   
      
   Hey, good response there John...and I agree about old age....how can I   
   handle a 2 year old Lab at 75????yikes. P   
   "JohnO"  wrote in message   
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   > maya_egg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) wrote in message   
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   > > Labradors are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your   
   > > souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.   
   > >   
   >   
   >     Well, not sure you can call them evil but they can do some things   
   > that make them seem like they are evil at times. Usually all it takes   
   > is for them to give you one of those infamous "what did I do wrong?"   
   > looks and there is nothing wrong in the world. And you are certainly   
   > correct when you say they can take your soul but they can also take   
   > your heart and all the worries of the day away as well.   
   >   
   > > If you like labradors, you will lose your soul to be damned   
   > > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul   
   > > for all eternity.   
   >   
   >   Got that right, fella! Once read a line that said "Old age means   
   > realizing you can never own all the dogs you wanted to" and I'll be   
   > damned if that ain't right being the owner of Labrador Retrievers   
   > (although I don't consider myself their owner but more of a companion   
   > during our lives). If meaning the "devils will feast on our souls for   
   > all eternity" because I have Labs, well, I guess that's about how the   
   > food chain works and I'm glad to be a part of it!   
   >   
   > >   
   > > So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.   
   >   
   >   Never owned a Labby, huh?   
   >   
   > >   
   > > Labradors are evil, owning them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and   
   > > witches like labradors.And heretics and witches shall BURN !   
   >   
   >  We've already been over the "evil" thing and don't you dare call my   
   > wife a witch for liking our Labradors. If I let her see this she'd   
   > come over there and give you a good whooping and our Labs would sit   
   > there laughing at you. They're like that. As for your spelling ...   
   > BLASPHEMY???? You spelled it wrong! Having my 7 Labrador Retrievers is   
   > a BLAST FOR ME!   
   >   
   > OK ... now go back in your little cave, troll!   
   >   
      
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