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   Sam Lowry to Harlan Osier   
   Re: Hamsters are EVIL, the DEVIL created   
   07 Aug 04 12:28:01   
   
   XPost: alt.pets.hamsters, alt.evil   
   From: slowry@ministryofinformation.gov   
      
   Oh gawd, you are so funny!  Some call you a troll, but I see you are   
   actually an internet performance artist.  You do make a point, that   
   narrow-minded religionists often view even the most benign things   
   as the work of their mythical devil.   
      
      
   "Harlan Osier"  wrote in message...   
   > Hamsters are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your   
   > souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.   
   >   
   > If you like hamsters, you will lose your soul to be damned   
   > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul   
   > for all eternity.   
   >   
   > So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.   
   >   
   > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save   
   > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can   
   > prevent Armageddon.   
   >   
   > Hamsters are evil, owning them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and   
   > witches like hamsters.And heretics and witches shall BURN !   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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