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   John Mann to All   
   Re: Stephen King is EVIL, the DEVIL crea   
   23 Aug 04 02:19:02   
   
   XPost: alt.books.stephen-king, alt.evil   
   From: metroboyeh5@yahoo.com   
      
   On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 21:24:30 GMT, "GMpartsguy"   
     whipped out "The Mallet O' Understanding"   
   and bashed *this* into my head:   
      
   >The spelling is correct, but the sentences and paragraphs are oddly formed.   
   >I'm guessing this was composed by a 38 year old virgin that still lives in   
   >his grandmother's basement.   
   > Any other guesses ?? ;>)   
      
   I'd say more towards the mid-forties, and the basement belonging to   
   his mother, not grandmother.  But otherwise, pretty much dead on to   
   the image I picked up from the original post.   
      
   The presence of excessive drinking of cough syrup by the original   
   poster seems self-evident, and doesn't really need to be addressed.   
   It goes with the territory.   
      
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