XPost: rec.food.cooking   
   From: waynemunged@att.net   
      
   bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig) wrote in   
   news:3ff97a0d.0409111756.7557471f@posting.google.com:   
      
   > How can I cook a penis, my friends are looking forward to cooked penis   
   > but I have no idea how to do it???   
      
   Stick your dick in a pot of boiling water.  Boil vigorously for 30 minutes,   
   adding 10 minutes for each 5 years of age over 20.  Allow guests to carve   
   their own portions.   
      
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   Wayne in Phoenix   
      
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