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   Gunner to All   
   Re: Can I use my penis as a compass ?   
   12 Sep 04 17:28:31   
   
   XPost: alt.survival   
   From: gunner@lightspeed.net   
      
   On 12 Sep 2004 04:48:23 -0700, bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig)   
   wrote:   
      
   >I think my erection will always point to the North, because the head   
   >of the dick contains a small amount of magnetic metals.   
   >   
   >Is that true or do I need my balls for navigation, too???   
      
   Just look for the side the moss is growing on. That way is north.   
      
      
   Gunner   
      
   "At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child -   
   miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied,   
   demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless.   
   Liberalism is a philosphy of sniveling brats." -- P.J. O'Rourke   
      
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