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|    Re: Can I use my penis as a compass ?    |
|    12 Sep 04 17:28:31    |
      XPost: alt.survival       From: gunner@lightspeed.net              On 12 Sep 2004 04:48:23 -0700, bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig)       wrote:              >I think my erection will always point to the North, because the head       >of the dick contains a small amount of magnetic metals.       >       >Is that true or do I need my balls for navigation, too???              Just look for the side the moss is growing on. That way is north.                     Gunner              "At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child -       miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied,       demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless.       Liberalism is a philosphy of sniveling brats." -- P.J. O'Rourke              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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