XPost: sci.chem   
   From: Alchemyst@Alchemyst.net   
      
   "G.K. Konnig"  wrote in message   
   news:3ff97a0d.0409111822.12f38174@posting.google.com...   
   > My balls were stolen by a gay mutated alien from outer space and now I   
   > cannot produce semen anymore.   
   >   
   > Does anyone have the chemical formula for human sperm/semen, so that I   
   > can create artificial balls with artificial semen for me?   
   >   
   > Please help!   
      
   Theres no need. You'll find your dick on top of your shoulders.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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