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   HistoBoy to All   
   Re: What if the USA were a FRENCH colony   
   12 Sep 04 20:49:53   
   
   XPost: alt.history.what-if   
   From: histoboy@yahoo.com   
      
   On 12 Sep 2004 01:07:12 -0700, bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig)   
   whipped out "The Mallet O' Understanding" and bashed *this* into my   
   head:   
      
   >Would the US citizens be the same pussies the French of today are?   
      
   Mmmm...no, I don't think so.  Not the *same* kind of pussies, anyway.   
   We'd still have John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, but they would know the   
   true value of good cuisine with just the right wine.   
      
   "Now I'm gonna tell ya this once, pilgrim, so lissen up good; ya   
   *don't* serve a perfectly good Moet with cookhouse fish; save that for   
   when we get the cattle to Tuscon.  Just grab yourself a bottle of that   
   regular ole Bordeaux."   
      
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   "Black shirted boys in the badlands   
   play machine-gun rodeo;   
   the downtown mission's packed too tight,   
   with folks that got nowhere to go."   
      
   --- David Baerwald, "River's Gonna Rise", 1986   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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