XPost: rec.pets.dogs.health
From: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net
HOWEDY kurtis,
"Kurtis D. Rader" wrote in message
news:pan.2004.09.12.16.29.21.810353@skepticism.us...
>
> If that doesn't improve matters try other dog foods.
> Your dog may have an intolerance for one of the
> ingredients in the food you're currently feeding him.
The Puppy Wizard's FREE TEN STEP
DIAGNOSTIC / REHABILITATION PROGRAM:
HOWEDY professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
'NO!' into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box
for ten minutes contemplation" dermer, research
professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI,
"Marshall Dermer" wrote in
message news:be06ls$j6i$1@uwm.edu...
> Max has a new problem:
>
> Max is our 5.5 yr old, neutered Havanese with a
> history of acute gastritis.
The Puppy Wizard believes your dog's health problems
are the physical manifestation of emotional distress.
> Max is fed four times daily for otherwise he vomits.
Ever consider it's your dysfunctional method of
intimidating, punishing, forcing control, and
mishandling him thru your preferred lunacy of
duminance, intimidation, forced restraint, and your
SCRUFF SHAKE???
Your dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator has OCMD
(obsessive compulsive masturbatory disorder), a
dissasociative anxiety relief mechanism. It's his ONLY
defense mechanism, bein as small as he is. The Puppy
Wizard's GIANT breed dogs would simply SCRUFF SHAKE
YOU, and BE DONE with their ANXIETY, as YOU DO HIM.
> Max has had calcium oxalate uroliths removed about 9
> months ago and now exclusively eats Hills Canine
> U/D, plus rice cakes as treats.
INDEED. Bribing and withholding treats increases
anxiety, which is restimulated every time the
"command" he's been "taught" using withholding of
bribes is requested, even many years into the future.
> Max has had a history of "attacks" that occur about
> every 30 days.
Your little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator
has his DAILY ATTACKS of ANXIETY on any day
you fail to expiate his ANXIETY thru five miles of
bicycle chasing.
IS THAT NOT SO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?
> Four attacks so far. He vomits, refuses food (but
> not water), and then either becomes lethargic or
> moves from position to position.
SHOWENDS like the same same same same
symptoms CHILDREN manifest, who DON'T
WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
> He often also develops a fever.
HOWE HIGH is his fever? The Puppy Wizard KNOWS
physical symptoms such as "idiopathic epilepsy"
seizures, "undiagnosed" intestinal and digestive
disorders, ALL OCD behaviors, endocrine malfunctions,
and other PSYCHOSOMATIC disorders can and usually are,
CAUSED BY STRESS.
> The attack two days ago went as follows:
> 1. He vomited at about 5:30 AM with nothing much in
> the vomit.
>
> 2. At about 9 AM I fed him a little rice ground
> chicken and
> he vomited this.
>
> 3. By 8 PM his temp was 102.5.
NORMAL temps are 101.5 - 102. THAT SUGGESTS to The
Puppy Wizard that Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's
"FEVER" is PSYCHOSOMATIC, a result of non physical
STRESS, as in the "Spike & Squirt" phenomena described
in McProtection Training.
> 4. By 10 PM he was hot to the touch, panting, and
> moving from
> one position to another. He remained in a given
> position for only a few minutes.
Like HOWE a kid who's trying to get HOWET
of goin to school today...
> 5. By 3 PM the fever broke and he was resting
> comfortably.
Like HOWE a kid who's SUCCEEDED at gettin
HOWETA school today.
> 6. The following day he was returning to his normal
> behavior.
Like HOWE a kid who's SATISFIED at having
got HOWETA schoolYESTERDAY.
> 7. Two days, post attack, he is normal though he has
> loose,
> orange stool. This has cleared up with time.
These symptoms are COMMON, professor.
The Puppy Wizard has SEEN EVIDENCE in the
DEAD DOGS who've HAD NO SYMPTOMS while
boarded at The Puppy Wizard's kennels PRYOR
to being MISDIAGNOSED by "THE BEST" VETERINARY
SPECIALISTS.
SAME SAME as HOWER friend melanie chang has SEEN
with her dog Solo, while she was on vacation and Solo
had the BLISS of a NORMAL kennel ENVIRONMENT.
> AFTER these attacks we have brought Max to the vet.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> An x-ray revealed nothing.
Well, it IS fortunate for the VET that you're able to
afford such luxury on a professor's salary.
> A month ago, a sonogram was conducted and his blood
> was tested for one of the pancreatic enzymes
> (perhaps amalayse). The enzyme test was negative.
Well, as time endures and you continue to MISHANDLE
him, the physical symptoms will likely continue to
exacerbate, PROFESSOR. You'll get your "medical"
findings, bye and bye, no dHOWET.
> On reading the sonograms, a veterinary radiologist
> was not concerned about the sludge in Max's gall
> bladder but was concerned that the pancreas had a
> "hot spot" and that the walls of Max's stomach were
> thickened.
The CONSTANT intermittent STRESS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING
will break dHOWEn ANY organism.
> The radiologist recommended biopsies of the stomach
> wall and pancreas.
> KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
>
> One month ago, when the sonogram was taken my vet
> was reluctant to perform the biopsies. He
> recommended putting Max on Pepcid AC daily.
PERHAPS your vet "KNOWS" sumpthin The Puppy
Wizard KNOWS, professor?
> So that is what we did. About 2.5 gm every 8 hrs.
> Despite the Pepcid AC Max had an attack two days
> ago.
>
PRECISELY. You cannot expect ANYTHING to override the
constant restimulation of STRESS produced by
INTIMIDATION.
> Now my vet is suggesting exploratory surgery.
> KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
>
> I've contacted Max's breeder for his parents
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