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   MAC to All   
   Re: Best place for sex in the garden?   
   13 Sep 04 06:24:31   
   
   XPost: rec.gardens   
   From: macnews@earthlink.net   
      
   On 11 Sep 2004 20:09:38 -0700, bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig)   
   wrote:   
      
   >I want to fuck my boyfriend in my garden, but where is the best place?   
   >On the ground , in the flowers, on a tree or in the pond?   
   >   
   >What place can you recommend for good sex?   
      
   Contrary to other posts, I'd suggest the vagina. Sure, other places   
   may be tempting, but you're just asking for hygenic problems. Oral sex   
   is another option, but be sure to spit: a garden is nothing without   
   seed.   
      
   MAC   
      
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