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   Re: I'm an evildoer and want to join the   
   13 Sep 04 14:33:43   
   
   XPost: alt.illuminati, alt.freemasonry   
   From: so.ve.re.ig.n@so.ck.pu.pp.et   
      
   > I like to inflict PAIN on people, like to torture and rape and to   
   > dominate people and I'm very EVIL.   
   >   
   > I want to join the Illuminati, where can I do it?   
   I'm a lot like you! this is what I did....   
      
   First find you two Freemasons, it wont take much to convince them to   
   petition for your membership.   
      
   Once a member of the coven, if you display those "qualities" which you claim   
   to possess, your acceptance into the illuminati will be immediate.   
      
   You will however stay within the ranks of your Masonic order, too watch for   
   other "hopefuls" until you have completed your training.   
      
   Remember everything is a test, if you show exceptional demonic talent, or   
   are at least able to suck coke off of the tip of a demonic phallus, you too   
   may be eligable for the starring role in "US Elections" americas favorite 4   
   year drama series.   
      
   I would watch out, those Masons are a bunch of Ko0ks and might want you to   
   prove your manhood.  Or at least help them prove thiers.  Homo/Bi-Sexuality   
   is another requirement for the majority of Illuminati officers, it has been   
   proven that world leaders like little boys.  Isn't that sick? Yet no one   
   stands up, or impeaches said criminals.   
      
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