XPost: talk.origins   
   From: rscrawCOWford@mossREMOVEHERBIVOREroot.com   
      
   Bob Pease wrote:   
   > "r norman"  wrote in message   
   > news:modbk0h7lmv81e0u2r213467f365r3m2ck@4ax.com...   
   >   
   >>On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 13:51:57 +0000 (UTC), bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K.   
   >>Konnig) wrote:   
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   >>   
   >>>All the bones are just from mutated elephants or similar creatures.   
   >>   
   >>Actually, all the bones from both elephants and dinosaurs, plus   
   >>mention humans as well as the exoskeletons of cockroaches and the   
   >>shell of clams are only just from mutated choanoflagellates!   
   >>   
   >   
   >   
   > Funny you should mention CLAMS!!   
   >   
   > ALL fossils are just mutilated clam shell which were dropped from the sky by   
   > predatory seagulls to break the shells so they could be eaten easier.   
   > The clams were very sad when this happened   
   > That's why some folks cry unexpectedly because they are reminded of an   
   > engraph in their evolutionary process which makes them want to go   
   > "Boo-hoo!!"   
      
   Then why the phrase "Happy as a clam?"  Is it part of the Conspiracy?   
      
      
   > I think that this idea is not original to me and I mention that so I don't   
   > want to get sued by some people  in black heliopters (Stet sic) .   
      
   My rotors are spinnin'.   
      
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