XPost: talk.origins
From: robertjp@askmeinapost.com
"Richard Crawford" wrote in
message news:ci4huc$pr$1@skeeter.ucdavis.edu...
> Bob Pease wrote:
> > "r norman" wrote in message
> > news:modbk0h7lmv81e0u2r213467f365r3m2ck@4ax.com...
> >
> >>On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 13:51:57 +0000 (UTC), bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K.
> >>Konnig) wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>All the bones are just from mutated elephants or similar creatures.
> >>
> >>Actually, all the bones from both elephants and dinosaurs, plus
> >>mention humans as well as the exoskeletons of cockroaches and the
> >>shell of clams are only just from mutated choanoflagellates!
> >>
> >
> >
> > Funny you should mention CLAMS!!
> >
> > ALL fossils are just mutilated clam shell which were dropped from the
sky by
> > predatory seagulls to break the shells so they could be eaten easier.
> > The clams were very sad when this happened
> > That's why some folks cry unexpectedly because they are reminded of an
> > engraph in their evolutionary process which makes them want to go
> > "Boo-hoo!!"
>
> Then why the phrase "Happy as a clam?" Is it part of the Conspiracy?
>
>
> > I think that this idea is not original to me and I mention that so I
don't
> > want to get sued by some people in black heliopters (Stet sic) .
>
> My rotors are spinnin'.
The phrase "Happy as a clam" was deliberately introduced into the English
Language to defuse the sad horror of our evolution from clams together with
the collective endograms coded in the DNA.
Heliopters ( spelling correct) are powered by solar energy and don't have
to spin.
The intermediate agent for reduction to the wing surface is, ( of course)
CaCO3 from guess what!!
RJ Pease
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