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   Re: How to take photos of a supernova ?   
   13 Sep 04 23:59:50   
   
   XPost: rec.photo.digital   
   From: negativespam@nope.com   
      
   Simplicity itself.   
      
   First, find a star about to explode.  If one isn't handy, use your handy   
   PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.  That should work nicely.   
      
   Second, take your camera to the viewscreen/porthole of the spaceship   
   you are on.  Wait for the star to explode.  Take picture.   
      
   Third, engage warp drive to outrun the explosion.   
   (Note: be SURE to time steps two and three properly.)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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