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   Quintal to so.ve.re.ig.n@so.ck.pu.pp.et   
   Re: I'm an evildoer and want to join the   
   14 Sep 04 11:24:31   
   
   XPost: alt.illuminati, alt.freemasonry   
   From: quintal@TAKETHISOUThotmail.com   
      
   On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 14:33:43 GMT, "Sovereign SockpuppetŠ"   
    wrote:   
      
   >   
   >> I like to inflict PAIN on people, like to torture and rape and to   
   >> dominate people and I'm very EVIL.   
   >>   
   >> I want to join the Illuminati, where can I do it?   
   >I'm a lot like you! this is what I did....   
   >   
   >First find you two Freemasons, it wont take much to convince them to   
   >petition for your membership.   
   >   
   >Once a member of the coven, if you display those "qualities" which you claim   
   >to possess, your acceptance into the illuminati will be immediate.   
      
   tut tut, don't "forget" the bloodline requirement.   
   No way to get in if you're not of the right ones.   
      
   >You will however stay within the ranks of your Masonic order, too watch for   
   >other "hopefuls" until you have completed your training.   
   >   
   >Remember everything is a test, if you show exceptional demonic talent, or   
   >are at least able to suck coke off of the tip of a demonic phallus, you too   
   >may be eligable for the starring role in "US Elections" americas favorite 4   
   >year drama series.   
   >   
   >I would watch out, those Masons are a bunch of Ko0ks and might want you to   
   >prove your manhood.  Or at least help them prove thiers.  Homo/Bi-Sexuality   
   >is another requirement for the majority of Illuminati officers, it has been   
   >proven that world leaders like little boys.  Isn't that sick? Yet no one   
   >stands up, or impeaches said criminals.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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