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   John Wilkins to Von Smith   
   Re: Dinosaurs never existed !   
   14 Sep 04 12:50:21   
   
   XPost: talk.origins   
   From: johnSPAM@wilkins.id.au   
      
   Von Smith  wrote:   
      
   > drearash@hotmail.com (Von Smith) wrote...   
   > > bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig) wrote...   
   > > > All the bones are just from mutated elephants or similar creatures.   
   > >   
   > > Composgnathus was a mutated elephant, eh?  And I thought   
   > > macroevolution was supposed to be a problem!   
   >   
   > An inadvertent typo (which I corrected in the original message) gave   
   > me the following ideas for names of dinosaurs:   
   >   
   > Compostgnathus - a vicious prehistoric predator that subdued its   
   > victims by talking trash about them.   
   >   
   > Compassgnathus - a rare raptor, known only from a single adolescent   
   > specimen whose mouth contains so much metal that it can be dated via   
   > paleomagnetism.   
   >   
   > Campusgnathus - A dinosaur found in association with college campuses.   
   >  After 65 million years, it still has not finished its dissertation.   
   >   
   You-tah-ripper: a very loud boorish dinosaur that went to football   
   matches in Gondwanaland and drank a lot of beer.   
   --   
   John S. Wilkins john@wilkins.id.au   
   web: www.wilkins.id.au blog: evolvethought.blogspot.com   
      
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