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   Steffen Helbing to G.K. Konnig   
   Re: Pipes are a phallic symbol !   
   14 Sep 04 15:40:39   
   
   XPost: alt.smokers.pipes   
   From: no.spam@nowhere.org   
      
   G.K. Konnig wrote:   
      
   > That means smoking pipes (or cigars/cigarettes) reperesents the secret   
   > desire to have a penis inside ones mouth.   
      
   I don't know if this is right but it might be difficult to find the   
   equivalent variation in free-style shapes and bites you can clench. :-)   
      
   It is also said that cigarettes are a substitute for sucking your   
   mother's breasts and cigarette smokers were ablactated too soon.   
   So if I could buy packages of 20 nice nipples for $2.50 at every corner   
   I'd definitely be able to quit smoking cigarettes. :-)   
      
   Steffen   
      
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