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   Ubiquitous to Harlan Osier   
   Re: is there a vagina dentata spell ???   
   14 Sep 04 23:50:25   
   
   XPost: alt.troll, rec.games.frp.dnd, rec.games.frp.misc   
   From: weberm@polaris.net   
      
   In rec.games.frp.dnd Harlan Osier  wrote:   
      
   : You see , one of the PCs is a chaotic evil half-orc barbarian who   
   : rapes every whench he comes across.Normally it's hard for anyone to   
   : fight off a barbarian, but what if a woman had a vagina dentata spell   
   : cast on her twat ? ? ?   
   :   
   : * munch !*   
   : * YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   
   : !!!!!!!!!!*   
   : * instant eunuch ! *   
   :   
   : How should this work?Should he have to succeed a constitution role or   
   : lose the little lizard?   
   :   
   : What level would a dentata spell be ?   
      
      
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