XPost: alt.troll, rec.test, rec.games.frp.misc   
   XPost: alt.test   
   From: gobble@degook.com   
      
   On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:50:25 +0000 (UTC), weberm@polaris.net   
   (Ubiquitous) wrote:   
   >In rec.games.frp.dnd Harlan Osier  wrote:   
   >   
   >: You see , one of the PCs is a chaotic evil half-orc barbarian who   
   >: rapes every whench he comes across.Normally it's hard for anyone to   
   >: fight off a barbarian, but what if a woman had a vagina dentata spell   
   >: cast on her twat ? ? ?   
   >:   
   >: * munch !*   
   >: * YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   
   >: !!!!!!!!!!*   
   >: * instant eunuch ! *   
   >:   
   >: How should this work?Should he have to succeed a constitution role or   
   >: lose the little lizard?   
   >:   
   >: What level would a dentata spell be ?   
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