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|    Simon Lipscomb to Harlan Osier    |
|    Re: is there a vagina dentata spell ???    |
|    15 Sep 04 13:33:34    |
      XPost: rec.games.frp.dnd, rec.games.frp.misc       From: simon.lipscomb@physiol.ox.ac.uk              Harlan Osier wrote:              > You see , one of the PCs is a chaotic evil half-orc barbarian who       > rapes every whench he comes across.Normally it's hard for anyone to       > fight off a barbarian, but what if a woman had a vagina dentata spell       > cast on her twat ? ? ?       >       > * munch !*       > * YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH       > !!!!!!!!!!*       > * instant eunuch ! *       >       > How should this work?Should he have to succeed a constitution role or       > lose the little lizard?       >       > What level would a dentata spell be ?              There is one in RuneQuest - "Second Mouth", available to worshippers of       the dark earth goddess Gorgorma. It's a divine spell costing 1 or 2       Power, I think.              I kid you not....              Si.              PS. It doesn't go into any game mechanics as to the consequences - I       guess the designers didn't expect anyone to actually use it!              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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