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   Simon Lipscomb to Harlan Osier   
   Re: is there a vagina dentata spell ???   
   15 Sep 04 13:33:34   
   
   XPost: rec.games.frp.dnd, rec.games.frp.misc   
   From: simon.lipscomb@physiol.ox.ac.uk   
      
   Harlan Osier wrote:   
      
   > You see , one of the PCs is a chaotic evil half-orc barbarian who   
   > rapes every whench he comes across.Normally it's hard for anyone to   
   > fight off a barbarian, but what if a woman had a vagina dentata spell   
   > cast on her twat ? ? ?   
   >   
   > * munch !*   
   > * YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   
   > !!!!!!!!!!*   
   > * instant eunuch ! *   
   >   
   > How should this work?Should he have to succeed a constitution role or   
   > lose the little lizard?   
   >   
   > What level would a dentata spell be ?   
      
   There is one in RuneQuest - "Second Mouth", available to worshippers of   
   the dark earth goddess Gorgorma. It's a divine spell costing 1 or 2   
   Power, I think.   
      
   I kid you not....   
      
   Si.   
      
   PS. It doesn't go into any game mechanics as to the consequences - I   
   guess the designers didn't expect anyone to actually use it!   
      
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