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   The Doctor to Mr. Smartypants   
   Re: The Canadian Parliament.............   
   24 Feb 08 20:56:44   
   
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   XPost: edm.general, ab.general, edm.politics   
   From: doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca   
      
   In article <2e00e21b-df69-4d8e-a4ac-5b470f11415c@q78g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,   
   Mr. Smartypants  wrote:   
   >On Feb 24, 1:43 pm, John Fleming  wrote:   
   >> On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:00:44 -0800 (PST), while chained to a   
   >> desk in the scriptorium "Mr. Smartypants"   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>  wrote:   
   >> > $On Feb 24, 7:49 am, John Fleming  wrote:   
   >> > $> On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:38:14 -0800 (PST), while chained to a   
   >> > $> desk in the scriptorium "Mr. Smartypants"   
   >> > $>  wrote:   
   >> > $> > $On Feb 24, 7:30 am, John Fleming  wrote:   
   >> > $> > $> On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:19:22 -0800 (PST), while chained to a   
   >> > $> > $> desk in the scriptorium "Mr. Smartypants"   
   >> > $> > $>  wrote:   
   >> > $> > $> > $On Feb 24, 7:07 am, John Fleming  wrote:   
   >> > $> > $> > $> On Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:36:49 -0800 (PST), while chained to a   
   >> > $> > $> > $> desk in the scriptorium "Mr. Smartypants"   
   >> > $> > $> > $>  wrote:   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $On Feb 23, 8:13 pm, John Fleming    
   wrote:   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $> On Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:59:28 -0700, while chained   
   >to a desk   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $> in the scriptorium "Top Poster"    
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $> wrote:   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $>   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $> > $That is your boyfriend Norman   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $>   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $> If the doctor wants to improve his relationship   
   >with Norman,   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $> he should pick up the latest issue of Comsopolitan.   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $>   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $> There's an article in there called "21 Naughty Sex   
   >Secrets".   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $>   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $> (Yes, it is easy to check out the cover of Cosmo when   
   you   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $> are standing in line to pay for your groceries.)   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $Norman only has to put on a pair of Yads Momma's   
   >size 80 panties and   
   >> > $> > $> > $> > $the Doctor gets cranked up.   
   >> > $> > $> > $>   
   >> > $> > $> > $> Now where did I put that barrel of rye?  This image is going   
   >> > $> > $> > $> to require some serious brew to suppress.   
   >> > $> > $> > $   
   >> > $> > $> > $There's a good chance the 21 Naughty Sex Secrets were   
   >contributed by   
   >> > $> > $> > $Yads and Norman based on their personal experience.   
   >> > $> > $>   
   >> > $> > $> I'm guessing not.  Given the audience of Cosmo, writers for   
   >> > $> > $> the publication would have to have some understanding of the   
   >> > $> > $> feminine mystique.   
   >> > $> > $>   
   >> > $> > $> > $BTW, if you find that barrel of rye, I'm coming for a visit.   
   >> > $> > $>   
   >> > $> > $> I'll have another one ordered at once.   
   >> > $> > $   
   >> > $> > $Order a couple. Loaf and TP will probably join us.   
   >> > $> > $   
   >> > $> > $We have many disturbing images to purge from our minds.   
   >> > $>   
   >> > $> Good idea.  I can order different brands at the same time so   
   >> > $> we have some variety.   
   >> > $   
   >> > $Spot on. Nothing like variety to purge the brain of extremely   
   >> > $disturbing images of Yads and Norman.   
   >>   
   >> I'd better make sure there is enough for PV and snowman   
   >> while I'm at it.   
   >>   
   >> --   
   >   
   >   
   >This could be the start of an ongoing therapeutic treatment program   
   >for us all.   
   >   
   >Of course most of us will likely end up in rehab afterward.   
   >   
   >   
      
   Will that picture of all you dressed up as fancy-dressed   
   Prince Harry make it to the parper drunk in front   
   of a PC lawn sign?   
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