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   Steve Thompson to The Sicker Vicar   
   Re: noticeing patterns in alt.slack post   
   22 Dec 08 17:06:25   
   
   56dc8fa8   
   XPost: alt.slack   
   From: steve49152@yahoo.ca.ca   
      
   On Mon, Dec 22, 2008 at 01:53:24PM -0800, The Sicker Vicar wrote:   
   > On Dec 22, 4:25 pm, "Steve Thompson" wrote:   
   > > On Mon, Dec 22, 2008 at 08:27:54AM -0800, Rev. Back It On Up 13 wrote:   
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   > >   
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   > >   
   > > > On Dec 21, 8:27 pm, Doktor Gone  wrote:   
   > > > > American east coast time   
   > > > > 7pm heavy posting   
   > > > > 8pm - 8:30pm heavy replying and moderate posting   
   > > > > 9pm nothing happens   
   > > > > I assume you americans are watching some "favorit" TV show at this   
   > > > > time...   
   > > > > 11pm picks back up but not the same peak as at 7pm   
   > > > > 12am slows (people get sleepy "gotta go to work")   
   > > > > 1am very slow   
   > > > > 2am like 2 people still replying or posting (singles with out or   
   > > > > married with)   
   > > > > 3am drops out again   
   > > > > 4am nothing   
   > > > > 5am nothing   
   > >   
   > > > Hello.   
   > >   
   > > > I am the Big Boss of this general Area, and I have an urgent message   
   > > > for you.  It is something that Ivan Stang does not want you to know.   
   > > > Your posession of the forthcoming message and the top secret   
   > > > information contained therein is very threatening to him.  I fear that   
   > > > by supplying you with the critical information, I will be labeled a   
   > > > "rogue" SubGenius and may be expelled from the church as well as   
   > > > receiving threatening messages from Ivan Stang himself along with his   
   > > > usual weekly demands for a percentage of my income and sexual   
   > > > humiliation.   
   > >   
   > > > If you feel you are ready to receive the top secret message, let me   
   > > > know and I will pass it on to you, AT GREAT PERSONAL RISK.   
   > >   
   > > Lots of true believers in your part of the world, ain't there.   
   > >   
   >   
   > Dude, save up your pennies and buy a joke from a joke-writer.   
   >   
   > And don't hand me that "It's my humorlessness that IS my humor"   
   > nonsense.   
   >   
   > And don't try that "you should accept me for my humorless self" bit   
   > either.   
   >   
   > Either ENTERTAIN, or shut up and BE ENTERTAINED. EITHER is acceptable.   
   >   
   > You're like a gaping hole in Usenet.   
      
   And whose fault is that?   
      
   Personally, I would blame television for the implied brain-rot   
   existing among all your buddies but I won't rule out other   
   contributing factors.   
      
      
   Regards,   
      
   Steve   
      
   --   
   dumbshit racist brainwashees   
   so happy with your limitations.   
   get cancer and die or do   
   you want to smell my butt?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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