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   mose to serwad   
   Re: DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE NURSE    
   31 Dec 09 18:42:50   
   
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   From: mose@capp.com   
      
   "NefeshBarYohai"  wrote in message   
   news:ce6f3730-c447-4125-8bf4-54fde1dd44b9@l30g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...   
   Back in the early 90's I use to see a nurse that at the time was a   
   civilian but had served and was honorably discharged as a Major from   
   the US Air force.  Talk about beautiful she was gorgeous and on top of   
   that, she wanted to covert to be Judaism.  When I ejaculate during   
   sexual intercourse, I spurt lots of strong healthy sperm.  So the   
   nurse suggested more than once that I go to a local sperm bank here in   
   Denver and sell my sperm.  I told her I wasn't interested because I   
   don't masturbate.  But the thought of selling my sperm for a good   
   price kept nagging at me.  So I thought to myself I can compromise.   
   So I called the sperm bank and asked for a nurse and they put me   
   through to a nurse and I asked her if I were to wear a dry condom   
   without any spermicides inside the condom that kill the sperm, could I   
   come in to the clinic and have sexual intercourse with her while   
   wearing the condom and them just give what is in the condone as a   
   sperm sample.   
      
   SO LIIKING FO SOME ACTUAL SEX INSTEAD OF YOUR TOILET AND GOST EXPLOITS. AND   
   OF COURSE WE DONT KNOW WHAT YOU LOOOK LIKE.   
      
      
    Mind you, I didn't even know what the nurse looked   
   like.  She didn't get angry or upset she just told me NO that is not   
   how it is done.  So I never went in there to sell this good strong   
   healthy Jewish sperm that lives in my balls, and my balls are full   
   therefore I think Israel should attack Iran not so much because Iran   
   is making nuclear weapons but because that monkey of a President of   
   Iran said Israel should be wiped of the map and is still sticking to   
   that statement.   
      
   SEEING THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS SAID I SUPPOSE THE REALITY IS THIS GUY IS A JEW   
   WITH A LOW SPERM COUNT WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT A GREAT LOOKING NURSE IN HIS   
   ROMANTIC MOMENTS ON THE TOILET WANKING.   
      
   The schlock Western pundits, journalists and politicians who keep   
   maintaining that Ahmadinejad threatened "to wipe Israel off the map" when he   
   never said those words will never, ever manage to choke out the words   
   Ahmadinejad spoke on Saturday, much less repeat them as a tag line forever   
   after.   
      
      
      
      
   "serwad"  wrote in message   
   news:0CrIg.17926$L6.7905@bignews8.bellsouth.net...   
   > JEWNEWS WILL NOT PRINT THIS   
   >   
   > Ahmadinejad: We are Not a Threat to Any Country, Including Israel   
   >   
   > Believe it, don't believe it, that's up to you. But at least we should   
   > know   
   > what exactly he said, which is not something our US newspapers will tell   
   > us   
   > about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speech on Saturday:   
   >   
   > Kayhan reports that [Pers.] Ahmadinejad said, "Iran is not a threat to any   
   > country, and is not in any way a people of intimidation and aggression."   
   > He   
   > described Iranians as people of peace and civilization. He said that Iran   
   > does not even pose a threat to Israel, and wants to deal with the problem   
   > there peacefully, through elections:   
   >   
   > "Weapons research is in no way part of Iran's program. Even with regard to   
   > the Zionist regime, our path to a solution is elections."   
   >   
   > Ahmadinejad seems to be explaining what his calls for the Zionist regime   
   > to   
   > be effaced actually mean. He says he doesn't want violence against Israel,   
   > despite its own acts of enmity against Middle Eastern neighbors. I   
   > interpret   
   > his statement on Saturday to be an endorsement of the one-state solution,   
   > in   
   > which a government would be elected that all Palestinians and all Israelis   
   > would jointly vote for. The result would be a government about half made   
   > up   
   > of Israeli ministers and half of Palestinian ones. Whatever one wanted to   
   > call such an arrangement, it wouldn't exactly be a "Zionist state," which   
   > would thus have been dissolved.   
   >   
   > The schlock Western pundits, journalists and politicians who keep   
   > maintaining that Ahmadinejad threatened "to wipe Israel off the map" when   
   > he   
   > never said those words will never, ever manage to choke out the words   
   > Ahmadinejad spoke on Saturday, much less repeat them as a tag line forever   
   > after.   
   >   
   > Supreme Jurisprudent Khamenei's pledge of no first strike against any   
   > country by Iran with any kind of weapon, and his condemnation of nuclear   
   > bombs as un-Islamic and impossible for Iran to possess or use, was   
   > completely ignored by the Western press and is never referred to. Indeed,   
   > after all that talk of peace and no first strike and no nukes, Khamenei at   
   > the very end said that if Iran were attacked, it would defend itself. Karl   
   > Vicks of the Washington Post at the time ignored all the rest of the   
   > speech   
   > and made the headline, 'Khamenei threatens reprisals against US." In other   
   > words, on Iran, the US public is being spoonfed agitprop, not news.   
   >   
   > Although Iran's protestations of peaceful intentions are greeted cynically   
   > in the US and Israel, in fact Iran has not launched a war of aggression in   
   > over a century. The US and Israel have launched several during that period   
   > of time.   
   >   
   > Ahmadinejad made the remarks in a speech inaugurating work on a heavy   
   > water   
   > nuclear reactor in Arak. I don't think that work is very advanced. The   
   > Iranians maintain that it is for peaceful energy generation.   
   >   
   > Much of the electricity produced in France, South Korea and Japan is   
   > generated by nuclear plants.   
   >   
   > read more here:   
   >   
   > http://www.juancole.com/   
   >   
   >   
      
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