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   Squeakity Squeak to All   
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   15 Jul 21 14:13:52   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part B - Daryl Kabatoff   
   July 14th 2021 11:02 am 78,329 words   
      
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   "We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud   
   organization in the history of American politics." - Joe Biden speaking   
   without preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian   
   genocide, who is goink to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler   
   speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer	   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
      The city used to hold the immensely popular “Louis Riel Relay Race” in   
   the 1980’s and 1990’s, the event drew great crowds to the center of the   
   city. It was a way to bring together people of all cultures, not just Metis,   
   but also Native    
   Aboriginals, Whites, Chinese and most of the rest of the diverse community.   
   Then the city cancelled the event and put Chinese Dragon Boat Races in their   
   place. About the same time the Chinese Dragon Boat Races began, the media   
   stopped their campaign to    
   demonize the Chinese people, and instead ran “news” stories of how the   
   Chinese were embracing “Christmas” (aka turning trees into decorated   
   idols), saying “Look at their beautiful blinkin’ trees - the Chinese   
   people are just the same as you    
   and me.” The media played upon people’s love of pagan fertility rites in   
   order to push a pro-Chinese agenda. I support a return of the Louis Riel Relay   
   Race to downtown Saskatoon. If Chinese people want to maintain their   
   traditions they should do so    
   without cancelling our traditions.   
      
      Help lower taxes in the city by targeting high school students who litter   
   the streets with cigarette butts, fines imposed upon the students can be   
   directed towards lowering the property taxes of the homeowners who are   
   negatively impacted by these self-   
   centered students. The schools should be teaching the students how to properly   
   cross the streets and how to deal with their personal wastes, if they failed   
   learn these skills in primary schools then they should spend time daily   
   learning the subject in    
   high schools. We should assume that those high school students that litter the   
   streets with cigarette butts similarly don’t know how to wipe their arses   
   properly, provide them with remedial classes at the end of the school day and   
   give them lessons on    
   many different aspects of waste management, including when it is appropriate   
   to flush and the importance of properly wiping and washing their butt holes.   
   If they are unable to attend such waste management classes at the end of the   
   day, have them attend a    
   class in the morning before the start of the school day. Tossing their   
   carcinogenic cigarette butts on the ground is far from being a joke. If the   
   students continue to think that littering carcinogenic substances is a joke,   
   then add a fee to their parent   
   s annual taxes so that money will be made available to clean up after their   
   ignorant progeny, we can call in “Your ignorant progeny joke tax.” When   
   submitting the annual tax bill to the parents, include a video of their   
   ignorant child tossing a    
   cigarette butt on the ground.   
      
      High school students know how to smoke in large groups, resulting in clouds   
   of carcinogenic toxins irritating the homeowners living close to the   
   schools… if the students can afford drugs, tattoos, body piercings, designer   
   clothes, automobiles and    
   smart phones, then they can also afford fines for littering and jaywalking.   
   Sometimes the weather is such that the cigarette smoke hangs in the air, it   
   makes life miserable for those residents who live adjacent to the high schools.   
      
      The federal government recently legalized marijuana, but renters have no   
   place to smoke and can face fines for smoking in public places, it is a sorry   
   state of affairs for the smokers who rent. It is also a sorry state for the   
   renters who do not smoke    
   and have to tolerate the smoke from the other tenants. We should look at   
   providing designated smoking areas for people that smoke tobacco or marijuana.   
   Renters smoking inside non-smoking facilities should consider moving to a tiny   
   house located outside    
   of the city before they are charged for administering noxious substances. Be   
   aware that just a small amount of second hand smoke, or incense, will wake   
   most non-smokers out of a deep sleep as the smoke makes hearts beat faster.   
      
      No tax money to be utilized for sports. Institute a program to help   
   military cadets, sports groups and other clubs raise money for their   
   organizations, where the members record bylaw violations and have the   
   resulting fines shared between the city and    
   the organizations. Target the areas where bars are located and impose fines   
   upon people for littering and for urinating in public. Submitting a 10 minute   
   video of an unattached trailer on a city street can earn your organization   
   cold hard cash. Get a    
   video identifying people exposing themselves and urinating in public. Military   
   cadets are not receiving adequate funding and require additional time   
   practicing marksmanship at gun ranges, it costs money.   
      
      
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