XPost: alt.os.linux.ubuntu, rec.sport.golf   
   From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   Instead of giving the taking the dvd back you should've just stuck the dvd   
   up your arse. You're too stupid to even hold a remote control for the   
   television. Trying to play a dvd is something set aside for members of   
   mensa such as myself. You dopey cunt how fucking times do i have to tell   
   you to use the program AnyDVD?   
      
   Bruce wrote:   
      
   > Some Guy wrote:   
   > > Bruce wrote:   
   > >   
   > >>>> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack   
   > >>>> Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>> It won't play on my TV   
   > >>>   
   > >>> So your TV has a DVD player?   
   > >>   
   > >> YES   
   > >>   
   > >> The TV has both VHS and DVD players.   
   > >> The error message comes up on the TV's screen when there is an   
   > >> error.   
   > >   
   > > Your TV has both DVD and VHS players integrated into it?   
   > >   
   > > Who makes it?   
   >   
   > Panasonic, model PV-DM2793   
   >   
   > Looking through the instruction book, I realise that maybe the DVD in   
   > question does not play because the 'country code' is incorrect, as this   
   > DVD was a present from my sister in the UK.   
   >   
   > > The DVD player probably can't handle wide-screen / letter-box format   
   > > DVD's.   
   >   
   > It'll play 'widescreen' but for obvious reasons I prefer 'fullscreen'.   
   > One recent DVD I borrowed actually came up with a menu choice of   
   > either widescreen or fullscreen !!   
   >   
   > > If I recall, TV's that had integrated DVD / VHS players were somewhat   
   > > small - maybe had 14" screens at most.   
   >   
   > The screen is 22.5" wide and 17" deep.   
   >   
   > We've had the TV a long time and I have a library of 215 VHS's   
   > and 48 DVD's.   
   >   
   >  Am always on the lookout for VHS as they are cheap, often no   
   > more than $2 each.   
   >   
   > Only a couple of weeks ago I picked up a VHS copy of "The Beatles"   
   > (in Sunderland, Ontario) for $2. It's the release of their early years   
   > including their 'competition' e.g. Buddy Holly, etc, their rise to fame   
   > in Britain, their whirlwind trip to the USA, and much much more.   
      
   --   
   The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
      
   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper   
   manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   day on the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help   
   you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all   
   the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of   
   your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the   
   next sucker on the phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which   
   one are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   and out your arse sir?   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   beyond the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
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