From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   If it's true all the Ottawa-nkers or Ottawah-wahs will be on with all their   
   sob stories and that boneheaded chuckcar will likely show up again.   
      
   Tony wrote:   
      
   > Reminder: dslreports.com is operating in a read-only mode. We plan to   
   > restore login and forum posting access sometime today May 2th. More info   
   > here   
   >   
   > Gimme the under and over spread on this one.   
   >   
   > --   
   > The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
   >   
   > Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
   >   
   > Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know   
   > proper manners   
   >   
   > Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   > day on the job for potty mouth,   
   >   
   > Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to   
   > help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily   
   > wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take   
   > everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick   
   > of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.   
   >   
   > Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
   >   
   > There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,   
   > which one are you?   
   >   
   > Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
   >   
   > El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
   >   
   > I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   > fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
   >   
   > I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   > downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   > month   
   >   
   > VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   > and out your arse sir?   
   >   
   > UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
   >   
   > Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
   >   
   > Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   > arseholes at DSL Reports.   
   >   
   > Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   > beyond the realm of understandability   
   >   
   > Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
   >   
   > This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
   --   
   The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
      
   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper   
   manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day   
   on the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help   
   you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the   
   while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your   
   computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the next   
   sucker on the phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which   
   one are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and   
   out your arse sir?   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   arseholes at DSL Reports.   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond   
   the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)