From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   I don't want to be forced to rent a sageamapecker modem because i'm the guy   
   who already owns all the modems and tests them to provide information for   
   the masses on the internet.   
      
   JF Mezei wrote:   
      
   > Bell changed their own retail packages on May 6th.   
   >   
   > They now offer   
   >   
   > 5mbps, 1mbps upload   
   > 15mbps/10mbps upload   
   > 25mbps/10mbps upload   
   >   
   > (they advertise higher speeds, but that is just for the lucky few who   
   > have real fibre to the home).   
   >   
   > So, if you are a Bell Customer on 6 or 7mbps, you can't make any changes   
   > to your subscription because if you do, they will lowewr you to 5mbps   
   >   
   > What is interesting is the 1mbps upload.   
      
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   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper   
   manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day   
   on the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help   
   you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the   
   while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your   
   computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the next   
   sucker on the phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which   
   one are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and   
   out your arse sir?   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   arseholes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond   
   the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)