From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   If Ted was still alive i'd straddle his head and fart either on the top of his   
   head or right in his face. On his *snout*!   
      
   JF Mezei wrote:   
      
   > This is at the same level as "The parrot isn't dead, it's just stunned" :-)   
   >   
   > ##   
   > The basis for Rogers’ proposed tariff that requires orders be placed on   
   > the first day of the preceding month is Telecom Regulatory Policy   
   > 2011-703 wherein the Commission adopted a capacity model based on the   
   > MTS Allstream proposal as opposed to CNOC’s 95th percentile model. Very   
   > short order processing intervals and multiple monthly orders would have   
   > the same impact as if the Commission had chosen CNOC’s 95th percentile   
   > model that it rejected in its Decision. Adopting CNOC’s model would   
   > shift the responsibility to predict and manage the TPIA ISP’s usage to   
   > the Cable Carriers. As explained in the Cable Carriers’ February 13,   
   > 2012 Answer to CNOC’s January 4, 2012 Part I Application:   
   > ##   
   >   
   > This is Rogers trying to explain why it takes so long to process an   
   > order and why they only implement upgrades on the first of the month for   
   > order planes more than 21 days before.   
   >   
   > I see Roger's regulatory guys had a sense of humour !   
      
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   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper   
   manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on   
   the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you   
   dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while   
   pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer   
   except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the   
   phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one   
   are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads   
   the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and   
   out your arse sir?   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the arseholes   
   at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond   
   the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
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